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snippy: looks just like my backhoe.
Thu, July 16th, 2015 @ 06:20:50 AM

weave: Bigjay, oh man of wisdom. Question. Why is it that right after I take a shower and get my asshole and crack real clean, about 15 minutes later I have to take a wicked shit and ruin it all? Am I not allowed to go all day with a glistening clean ass?
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 05:48:03 AM

Fleedle: I recommend a quick undercarriage rinse cycle in shower
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 06:11:10 AM

Riverrat: Weave, it means you are showering too early. Wait another 15 or 20 minutes.
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 07:12:38 AM

BigJay: Maybe you just needt to git yer shit together Weave!
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 05:21:49 PM

Deleted User: Weave !!!!!! Don't clean your hole and yer crack !!!!! Then you won't be disappointed when you mud it up !!!!
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 05:36:16 PM

BigJay: ^ Interpretation: Wait until you you get back home & bleach it.
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 07:10:43 PM

weave: All good advice. Thanks guys.
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 07:52:13 PM

BigJay: ^ We're here for you bro!
Mon, August 10th, 2015 @ 08:11:22 PM

BigJay: BTW, ifn you decide the whole wait til ya git back home to bleach deal is too much hassle, always remember you can git back to the ol Shit/Shower/Shave routine. IN THAT ORDER. I bin doin it fer years. Yer welcome.
Tue, August 11th, 2015 @ 07:47:12 PM

Ridgerunner: Bwahahaha!
Wed, August 12th, 2015 @ 04:38:09 AM
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