HechoAmano: Funny, true story. When I was dating my future ex wife, she and her sister went on a family cruise. When they got back I went over to her place, and she and her sister were wearing the "it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean" shirts. Being that they were both pretty religious (at the time anyway) I was surprised and told them I couldn't believe they were wearing those shirts. They seemed confused and asked why. When I told them the real meaning, they denied it, and I said, "well go ask almost anybody." I think her sisters husband had told them the same thing but they thought he was lying to them...end of story, they NEVER wore those shirts again.