Maynard: i had a track coach in HS that I would've liked to go balls deep in.

Riverrat: The goal shouldn't be to hire a woman, black, Hispanic or whatever. It should be to hire the best person for the job. If that happens to be a woman, black Hispanic then fine.

UncleJesse: Becky doesn't have to worry about any of this...

HechoAmano: In high school, we had an olympic sized pool. off season baseball was swimming every other day? I dunno I forget. Anyway, they would occasionally have a student gym teacher in there getting hours for their degree and for awhile we had a smoking young blond chick. She was pretty cool, once, probably when she was getting to the end of her term, a couple guys grabbed her and tossed her in the pool...back when you could get away with shit like that.

Maynard: my junior year we had an new smoking hot english teacher straight out of college. her name was Mrs. Robinson!