Deleted User:
New Boyfriend ?
Deleted User:
“ Whether to eat ass, or not eat ass ? “
Deleted User:
“ Should I cum in him on the first date or not ? “
Deleted User:
“ Would fisting be too forward on a first date ? “
Deleted User:
“ Is a 30 bead, 2” chrome Molly ball Butt Plug, with a John Deere pull handle be too aggressive on a first date ? “
Deleted User:
“ I wonder if he loves to grind Taint on Taint ? “
Deleted User:
“ If he doesn’t like dogs in Bars, would he be perplexed by a gerbil ? “
Deleted User:
“ What if he doesn’t like Full On Bush, I mean, a stalk with Ivy, all over that huge Stalk ? “
Deleted User:
“ Does he shave ? I mean he has a beard..... Maybe he has a LeBron Bush down there ! ? “
Deleted User:
“ I wonder if he would giive me a Blumpkin tomorrow ? “
Deleted User:
“ would he call me tomorrow if I Shit the bed after he pulls out of me ? “
Deleted User:
“ I know my balls are Yuge.......... would that discourage him from a ball wash ?”
Deleted User:
“ I had a surgeon tighten my A Hole, would he think I am A Virgin ? “
Deleted User:
“ Will he think I am Vein, if he sees my 55 gallon drum of peanut butter ? “
Deleted User:
“ If Ifart in 5he hot tub, and white bubbles rise to the top, will he think I am a Whore ? “
Deleted User:
“ If I pull out my Thick, Dick....... Will he run or dive on it ?”
Deleted User:
“ I should tell him, I have jerked off 5 times today, so I won’t blow right away ! “
Deleted User:
“ Is taking 7 Viagra, bad ? “
Deleted User:
“ Fuck it, I have to tell him I am NOT Gay, even though he wants to drill me. “
Deleted User:
“ Ok, maybe I will just blow him, and let him off easy...... “
snippy:
classic clammy!
UncleJesse:
"Will Clammy judge our relationship?"
gettheledout:
“Who the hell was that tapping in the stall next to me in Atlanta...”
gettheledout:
“Why does he wants tube socks for Christmas, that’s odd...”
gettheledout:
“He’s handsome, in a Steve Buscemi kinda way”
gettheledout:
“He says he’s gay but he’s always talking about tasting clams.”
gettheledout:
“Where am I gonna find a rusty trombone, they don’t even rust they’re made out of brass”
gettheledout:
“It’s not fair that he always gets to be the bottom”
gettheledout:
“He likes DMB...”
Deleted User:
“ He doesn’t gag, when he takes all of my 10”’s ? “
Deleted User:
“ He’s got the Burger King Crown tattooed on his lower back........... ? “
Ridgerunner:
#STKN
Deleted User:
“ I wonder if he noticed my tongue stud l left in his ass ? “
Clammy:
Bump
Clammy:
Fuckin hilarious !
Ridgerunner:
"Why aren't my pics posting?"
Fleedle:
its a fuckin clamsel adams highlight reel!
Clammy:
Fuckin funny thread !
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