snippy: i had a friend who was a helicopter mechanic. he got prostate cancer and after surgery he coulndt get the stiffy anymore. his bitch wife, an alaskan indian with bitchin fishing rights named sweet pea said she was gonna leave because of his problem. so oldt tom went in and got one of them penile implants. he couldnt afford the Cadillac so he got the pinto model. now he was perma hard and alot smaller there then he was before. he was a depressed bastard. his sweet pea brought his ranger down to pick him up at the hospital but they got in a fight and he wouldnt get in the cab. he told her to fuck off and slammed the rangers door, but his new pinto was in the way. bam, right back into the hospital.

Clammy: Holy Shit !

Ridgerunner: JFC