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Perfect white elephant gift
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Deleted User: A bag of shit ?
Tue, December 8th, 2015 @ 04:15:03 PM
Riverrat: That doesn't look like a white elephant to me.
Tue, December 8th, 2015 @ 04:27:54 PM
prncssgr: LOL
Tue, December 8th, 2015 @ 05:44:50 PM
Fleedle: Is that a pillow of poo?
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 05:40:53 AM
prncssgr: Yes!! LOL!!! it's so funny to me!
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 09:19:42 AM
Fleedle: Hopefully its not scented. Do they have other models?
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 10:58:06 AM
BigJay: I hadda college roommate who broke up with a gal by shittin inna pizza box, knocking on her dorm room door and handing it to her. I herdt her scream from down the hall. That sombitch still ain't right...
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 10:58:41 AM
Fleedle: Thats a nice move. I had some friends who were crafty with shit. One dude put a huge log in this girl's medicine cabinet during a party. Everyone was complaining about the smell and they could find it until someone ratted him out and he had to fight the girl's boyfriend. Another time he hid a turd in his roomate's bedroom subwoofer, it smelled for days, not sure if he ever found it. Probably dried up and was blown out as shit dust from the sub
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 11:04:29 AM
Fleedle: Last one: A guy in college passed out in his dorm so we rearranged his furniture, even changed his posters with different ones etc, a nice prank. Then shitboy craps in a togo container and leaves it right next to the passed out guys head. The passed out guy was from Scotland and his heavily accented 'WOT THE FOCK MAN' when he woke up was pure gold.
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 11:07:27 AM
BigJay: Yeah, she was studying, he wantedt sex. She thought he was giving her some pizza, he went shoppin for another one
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 11:14:06 AM
UncleJesse: Don't forget this one: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decker
Wed, December 9th, 2015 @ 08:44:32 PM
HechoAmano: I got one of these for a friends birthday present tonight. She is quite fond for texting me this damn emoji constantly. So, awhile back she texted a pic of the pillow somewhere, I asked if that's what she wanted for Christmas, "NO". I was looking local but never found one (to lazy to order online) but when I was out yesterday I found a mall kiosk selling them. So, she's getting this same thing, but I'm also getting here a gift card cause I ain't no dumass.
Thu, December 10th, 2015 @ 08:06:03 AM
prncssgr: The poop pillow was a success!!! It got taken 3x! LOL
Tue, December 15th, 2015 @ 09:54:12 AM
BigJay: ^ Nice!
Tue, December 15th, 2015 @ 06:19:21 PM
Ridgerunner: *bump*
Fri, December 8th, 2023 @ 04:34:57 AM
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