snippy: they can really haul ass. if i see one im gonna shit my knickers right then and there.

Maynard: In folklore, the Michigan Dogman was a creature allegedly witnessed in 1887 in Wexford County, Michigan, United States. It was described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed bipedal canine-like animal with the torso of a man and a fearsome howl that sounds like a human scream. According to legends, the Michigan Dogman appears in a ten-year cycle that falls on years ending in 7.[1] Sightings have been reported in several locations throughout Michigan, primarily in the northwestern quadrant of the Lower Peninsula. Many believers in the Dogman claim that simply clapping will scare them away.

snippy: you clap, whilst i'll run like a little bitch. supposedly they is meaner then shit and they is always pissed off. sasquatch dont scare me but the dogman does. i dont want to see that bastard. we live way in the woods.

Maynard: Any patterson-gimlin like film of the dogman?

snippy: not that i know of. but youtube has lotsa stories from park rangers who have had to deal with it.