snippy: uh,,,NO.

snippy: finally the baby pops out everybody ooohing and ahhhing. then look over and see the dog chewing on the afterbirth.

Maynard: i have a friend who refers to himself as the dog whisperer and says that all dogs love him and that he can communicate with dogs. about 2 months ago the dog whisperer and another buddy of mine were hanging out in his mountain cabin. The dog of the guy who owns the cabin jumps up and sits right on the dog whisperers lap. His wife says "what did we tell you, he is the dog whisperer". My buddy says "he does that to Maynard all the time and he hates dogs."