Lizard?
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Homer: looks more like an ape to me..
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 10:45:43 AM

Riverrat: It's amazing how they can figure out what something looked like including hair and skin color form a few broken bones.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 11:13:18 AM

Maynard: "In fact, so many have been recovered that almost every skeletal element of the body is represented multiple times throughout different age groups, from infants to teens, to young adults and the elderly."
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 11:15:12 AM

Homer: http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/newly-discovered-human-ancestor-likely-ritualistically-disposed-its-dead
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 11:17:19 AM

snippy: lizard sculls were huge. look at the annunaki and the ancient Egyptians. this one is obviously a monkey fucker because the brain is only half the size of modern humans. a lizards brain would have been dramatically larger.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 01:04:57 PM

snippy: and the curved finger bones of this H-naledi suggest tree climbing. the palm bones are also significantly smaller than modern humans also suggesting an arboreal existence.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 01:09:31 PM

snippy: since Australopithecines were the predecessors of h-naledi in terms of 2 dimensional evolution, and Homo habalis had a bigger brain, im gonna date the h-naledi at 2.5 million years old. thats much too oldt for the lizard influence that date only 250 thousand years back.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 01:16:05 PM

snippy: i hope this clears up some loose ends for you Maynard. and maybe this will make you feel better but if my family was monkey fuckers like yours was then i too would be flailing like trollcat defending GW.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 01:19:08 PM

Maynard: ^lizardfucker
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 02:04:21 PM

snippy: its ok. you are lashing out, trying to hurt, but its ok. have you ever heard of cognitive dissonance Maynard?
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 02:38:12 PM

BigJay: ^ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha!!!
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 02:49:33 PM

snippy: good times!^
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 02:57:59 PM

Maynard: cognitive dissonance is a sign of lizard fucking
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 02:58:20 PM

snippy: theres a big difference in actually fucking monkeys verse getting fucked by a lizard. big difference.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 03:03:07 PM

snippy: one might say that your relatives,,,"got busy".
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 03:04:31 PM

Maynard: One might say your relatives got busy fucking lizards.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 04:41:10 PM

snippy: at this point you should just be darn proud of your monkey blood.^ dont let anybody tell you you resemble a monkey. cause it just aint true even tho monkey blood is surging thru your veins.
Thu, September 10th, 2015 @ 05:01:01 PM

Maynard: Good times
Tue, September 10th, 2019 @ 10:25:13 AM

snippy: damn, this has been going on and on! Maynards, i see you evolving into a narcissistic traveling consearge thats hell bent on serving up atheistic hospitality in a utopian phish coprophagic situation, that teaches the next gen how to Maynard with spontaneity after the perfunctory vaccines.
Tue, September 10th, 2019 @ 07:17:11 PM

HechoAmano: Bump
Thu, September 10th, 2020 @ 10:44:25 AM

Maynard: I miss snippy
Fri, September 10th, 2021 @ 01:15:49 PM
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