Maynard: get that dog a haircut!!

weave: Why? She takes after her Daddy...

Homer: How did u break your dog?

wheatpennyjenny: *snip*snip*snip

snippy: sweet hairdoo on that fine looken poodle.

grayboy: One way of making him a little more active is to teach him a new trick. Stick a hot poker up his arse and watch him make a bolt for the door

Riverrat: Walking your dog means the dog is walking not being dragged along the sidewalk on it's leash.