UncleJesse: Lil' Mohammed loves his Jimmy Deans...

Ridgerunner: When my brother was on tour in Iraq he said the little kids there would follow soldiers around and beg for candy and money. So he took one of the bags of pork skins we send in a care package to him in to town one day. The kids started gathering around and begging. He started handing out the pork skins like candy and they were eating 'em up. He said he's handing them out saying 'here ya go buddy, you're going to hell'...'oh, you want one too? ok, you're going to hell'. 'here's one for you, you're going to hell and you...you're going to hell' and so on. True story.