Maynard:
never had a red head....and it's never too late!!!
Homer:
fire bush!!!!
snippy:
alot of lizard blood in a red head with green eyes. not so much monkey. you'd be surprised to know theres alot of jews with red hair and green eyes. kinda like what i was saying all along about Jesus has/had green eyes.
snippy:
lots of evidence suggesting the holy grail went to scotland. ever hear of rosslyn chapel? another place associated would be Glastonbury Tor. in england.
Homer:
So jews are lizzards?
snippy:
well,,thats a little harsh Homre. some jews have a little lizard blood in them. my family is the same way. to the point that i am rh negative. mine came from ireland and scotland. we didnt mess around fucking monkeys but maybe we got fucked by a lizard or two?
BigJay:
Redt headts usually fall into one of two categories: Either Really Hot or Really Not. Notta lotta "tweeners" ifn you know what I mean. I've hadda few hot ones who were absolute freaks!! Cain't say I can reference their ethnicity. It really wasn't important at the time... (True story)
snippy:
in fact in my non monkey fucking family we also have germans and native americans. neither of which fucked monkeys either.
Riverrat:
Sounds like your families national origins are the same as mine. Just throw in some Swede and some Jew. And because there were some southern slave owners in the family there might be some African black but I don't know if that migrated to the main part of the family.
Homer:
lol snippy.. im b- is that lizard or monkey fucker?
Mutts_Nuts:
I learned a long time ago never mess with an Irish red head, that will really fuck you up!!!
Homer:
thast a true statement for sure mutts..
Deleted User:
I agree with Bigjay. My memory serves me well on that slice.
Mutts_Nuts:
^psst! Brownie doesn’t count as a Red Head!!!
Deleted User:
D'OH !
BigJay:
I hadt one that usedt me as a piece of exercise equipment!! THAT was fun.She wasn't one fer deep philosophic conversation tho...
UncleJesse:
Red on the head, wild in the bed.
BigJay:
^ Yep. andt the floor, the kitchen table, the truck, a motorcycle, the river bank, the woodts, the gym, the sofa, a canoe, the pool, a dock, the beach, a tent, andt I few other places I'm not recalling at this moment...
Deleted User:
^^^^ LOL @ canoe
Deleted User:
Can anyone picture Bigjay fuckin in a canoe ?
Speedy:
I'm thinkin' the canoe might have been on the beach.
HechoAmano:
Never had a real one, the ex was crazy so that's probably why she went redhead...
BigJay:
The canoe was floating down the Cocalico Creek... On a hot Summer day. The perspiration glistened from our naked bodies as deep penetrating thrusts drove deep...
Deleted User:
^^^^ you should write sex novels
BigJay:
^ That's my Real Job you screen jizzer!!!
Deleted User:
Bwa,ha,h,ah,ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clammy:
Bump
Clammy:
Fkn funny thread !
Clammy:
Funny
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