Fleedle: i mean she is no beauty contest winner but not dogshit hammered

Maynard: Fugly is in the eyes of the beholder.

Fleedle: i would be interested in your rankings of a random group of NCAA women's basketball players

Maynard: I can't immediately think and a bunch of hot female basketball players. I used to think Rebecca Lobo was cute, my friends could not change my mind. She has slowly turned into some sort of tall donkey over the years.

Fleedle: she had a skull like one of them easter island heads

Maynard: Lauren Jackson was pretty hot (for a pro female basketball player) about 10 years ago.

Fleedle: she is cute and doesnt hate the cock

Maynard: I wouldn't turn her away.

Fleedle: did u see at her ceremony they said she may have had the greatest career of any athlete ever?

Maynard: luckily i missed that.

Maynard: I've been to exactly 1 Seattle Storm game.

Fleedle: I have never talk to anybody who has been to a WNBA game. Who gave you the tickets and how many people were there? You’d think the place would be packed with feminists

Maynard: My daughter begged me to take her because she wanted to see Sue Bird. The place was half empty.

Fleedle: Wow. I didn’t watched but one year our high school girls beat a team 99-2. They got a free-throw each half. In 1984 our girls won state they beat Pompano Beach high school 154 to 6. Coach Greaves was ruthless and Would run a full court press all game- these poor little white girls couldn’t get the ball past half court

Maynard: Bobby Bowden ~ "It's your job to keep the score down, not mine."

Fleedle: He also famously said “we’re hoping for a misdemeanor.” - When talking about arrested player

Ridgerunner: ^ You said that when talking about your quarterback, Kitna, for getting arrested for downloading and sharing child pron.

Fleedle: lol i most certainly did not