Maynard: a real mean person once called me a MONKEY FUCKER.....hurt my feelings real bad that day!

Ridgerunner: a real mean person once called me 'A SCOURGE'...hurt my feelings real bad that day! Then I remembered I had a conversation with his boss (my customer) that it had come to my attention from our IT Security team he was sharing unlicensed access to our services and support teams with HIS customers, a big no..no.

Maynard: I used to fill/fix vending machines (coke/candy/sandwich) for a living in my early 20's. I would occasionally help the owner move these machines from one location to another (from a high school to a hospital for example). so one day after working a 8 hrs in 90 degree weather and then helping the owner move 2 machines he turned to me and said...you might want to shower and use deodorant more often.

HechoAmano: I remember the ex and I went to some counseling when the marriage started hitting the rocks some. She was/is still pretty religious so she started going to this "faith marriage counselor". I started going with her, and noticed it always seemed to be my problem that things weren't going good. I went on a business trip, sick when I left, got sicker there, sick when I got back, and my ex and the kids had a little celebration for me at the house for, not sure, maybe my birthday or something, and I said "thanks but I'm really sick I just want to go to bed". I guess it really pissed her off, she told the counselor, and he wanted to talk to me and said "she's really upset and I think you probably need to get a lawyer because I think a divorce is next". I stood up, shocked that a "marriage counselor" would say something like that, and walked out. I told the ex at the elevator, "I'm never coming back here" or close to that, and even she was shocked when I told her what he said. If memory serves me, she never went back to see him. Turns out this guy didn't have a degree, but, had passed a course session on faith counseling or something, a real clueless idiot. Course, he had been divorced and was on his second wife I found out, and I dunno, but I got a vibe he was attracted to the ex. Man, I still hate that guy to this day, fuck him.