Ridgerunner: HTT

UncleJesse: MFFlatbread?

snippy: in about 1981 we was flying along in a dodge d100, (1966) and we saw an oldt fat girl we nicknamed moose and her skinny ass boyfriend we called tick, needing a ride on the salmon river. (ca) i told my buddy we gots to pick them up and give them a ride he said fuck no oldt moose would pop his back tires. she was pushing 400 easy. another 100 for her skinny ass oldt biker type boyfriend. i said that was absurd and shamed him into turning around to pick them up. they clambered aboard and got sat down and right away one tire stared hissing. he threw poor oldt moose out and we hauled ass only to go flat in a mile, no spare. he was pissed! im still laughing about it 40 years later!

HechoAmano: This was on a local Reddit board for Fort Worth. The crybabies were complaining how shameful the fat shaming was, and everything else.