UncleJesse: Pallet is now outside blocking exit.

KingHade: ^How much was the fine after you ratted them out to the fire marshal?

weave: I did that once where I used to work when I was 18. My boss was giving me shit about sitting down to write a waybill after I busted my ass for two hours unloading a truck. So I called the fire marshall and suddenly every suit was in the loading dock area freaking out at my boss.

weave: Ah the memories. It was a department store. They had security permanently on the docks watching everything we did -- but they weren't watching the trash compactor. So whenever some employee was treated like shit, they'd go into the stock room and grab an expensive stereo and lob it into the trash compactor. The store couldn't figure out how all the stereos were disappearing out of the back. (the days before cameras everywhere...)

Homer: lol weave!!!