
UncleJesse:
Insert obligatory happy ending reference here.

Deleted User:
Camping out ?

Nakkh:
Piss off the wife?

Riverrat:
Motel 6

ITM:
Color Collision

Maynard:
There must be some sort of secret password cuz she didn't touch my balls or shaft.....wtf!

Deleted User:
Password : money

Maples:
A few months ago i pinched a nerve in my neck so I decided to find a cheap massage place. Found a spot for 45/hour right. Asian place.. older lady.. Gets to the end and she says something I didn't catch so i was like "ok".. next thing you know she grabbed the oil and went to town. I was startled but just let her finish.. I mean would it have been rude to ask her to stop? I thought these places only existed in movies!

grayboy:
^^ and by "went to town" I guess you had a, ahem, FULL body massage then.

Maples:
^ she didnt miss a spot haha

Maynard:
^finger in the butt?

Maples:
^ lol I think at that point she would have been raping me!

Clammy:
Funny
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