Ridgerunner: …the economy, trying to shake hands with people who aren't there, putting on his jacket without help, aimlessly wondering around a room, staying awake on the world stage, sniffing children, checking the room for dead people, an aversion to hiring the most qualified candidates for anything, being a racist, and not accomplishing anything in 45 years.

Riverrat: He did accomplish one thing in 45 years, he made himself filthy rich off the taxpayers.