Aqua: People are so dumb, if you ever want a free car, just come to STL in the winter, so many people leave their car running while they run into a gas station. Then they are so surprised when it’s gone.

Riverrat: In my opinion the only reason a person would leave a Maserati parked in their driveway, unlocked with the keys in it is they wanted it stolen and crashed because they couldn't afford it. A car like that is normally locked in a garage.