UncleJesse: Ron DeSatanist?

Maynard: After the U.S. Supreme Court backed a high school football coach's right to pray at the 50-yard line, a South Florida artist and political activist has reached out to a Broward County high school asking to lead a Satanic invocation at one of its football games.

Maynard: In 2015, he launched a project called "Satan or Silence" after listening to a religious invocation before a Dania Beach City Commission meeting. "They said 'Jesus Christ' 23 times in under two minutes," he said. That's when Stevens learned "to flip bureaucracy against itself and use the weight of bureaucracy against itself," he said. He told the city commission that he was a Satanist seeking equal protection and rights under the Fourteenth Amendment and asked if he could perform a Satanic prayer before a commission meeting. He made similar requests in other South Florida cities. As a result, several cities, including Dania Beach, Deerfield Beach, Coral Springs and Delray Beach, all dropped prayers from their meetings, according to the South Florida Sun Sentinel.

Maynard: I'm going to start the Church of Pixrbog, who's in?

HechoAmano: Sounds fair I guess. Maynard, can we buy our way to elite status and get some extra wives out of it?