Homer: turning yourselve in for those charges huh?

Riverrat: Those are always fun. It's been a few years since I got one.

Fleedle: Ive never had to do it. It will probably be some big drug case and Ill have the mexican cartels after me

Riverrat: I've done it 4 times. Been interviewed for about 20 juries but never chosen. They pick the 6 or 12 dumbest people in the room for the juries. If you want to be picked just act like a blithering idiot.

Speedy: Seems like my summonses are always for the Compton courthouse.

KingHade: It used to be that cops were automatically exempt from jury duty (because the lawyers didn't want us anyway), but the liberals complained that it wasn't fair, and we aren't exempt anymore. But its a waste of our time, and taxpayer money, for us to spend a day or two at jury duty, because, like I said, the lawyers don't want us anyway!