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Ridgerunner: For the first time Captain Kirk strapped in the tip of the Blue Phallic Origin penetrates the stratosphere. Upon his return he lit a cigarette and wept.
Wed, October 13th, 2021 @ 02:46:31 PM
UncleJesse: Booty call with that green alien lady?
Wed, October 13th, 2021 @ 03:25:29 PM
wink__dinkerson: Jeff sells the home version of this, who knew? https://www.amazon.com/Luna-Rechargeable-Personal-Wand-Massager/dp/B088JHY8HD/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=vibrator&qid=1634154306&sr=8-1
Wed, October 13th, 2021 @ 03:46:52 PM
deez: Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates!
Wed, October 13th, 2021 @ 06:27:59 PM
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