
Homer:
"drive hammered get nailed"

Riverrat:
There was a lady in the news today that got arrested for driving the wrong way on a road. She was drunk and naked. They picked her husband and two kids up at a rest area. He was also drunk and naked.

Fleedle:
^and it wasnt florida!

Homer:
u sure about that? ^

Opack:
ok, now you're in the city and I heard crickets from you.

UncleJesse:
That wouldn't be news worthy in Florida.
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