Maynard: blondes from Florida St are dumb?

HechoAmano: Sophie looks like she did the walk of shame straight to the studio

Ridgerunner: College of Business, Undergraduate Risk Management and Insurance Program: FSU is one of four Top Performers for risk management and insurance undergraduate curriculums in the U.S., Best's Review, 2018. 1 College of Criminology and Criminal Justice, Graduate Program: No. 1 ranked master's program in the country, based upon a comparative assessment of criminology and criminal justice programs in 1604 accredited colleges and universities, Intelligent.com, 2020. 1 Criminology and Penology: No. 1 among the world's leading universities in 227 subject categories, based on the number of research articles in top-tier journals, Center for World University Rankings, 2017. 1 College of Education, Sport Management Program: No. 1 ranked master's degree program in Sport Management in the nation, College Choice, 2018. 1 School of Information, School Library Media Program: No. 1, U.S. News & World Report's "Best Graduate Schools," 2021, and its Services for Children and Youth program is ranked No. 7 overall. 1 College of Law: The Florida State University College of Law is the No. 1 law school in the nation for government careers, preLaw Magazine, 2020. The magazine cited nearly 30 percent of graduates obtain jobs in government. 1 College of Law, Black Law Students Association (BLSA): FSU's Black Law Students Association placed first in the 2020 Constance Baker Motley Mock Trial Competition at the Southern Region of the BLSA's regional convention. 1 College of Law, Moot Court Team: The FSU College of Law Moot Court Team won first place in the 2020 Jeffrey G. Miller National Environmental Law Moot Court Competition held at Pace University in New York. Fifty-four law school teams participated in the competition, including teams from many of the nation's top law schools. The team also took first place among 27 law schools competing in the 2020 Domenick L. Gabrielli National Family Law Moot Court Competition held at Albany Law School in New York. 1 College of Law, Trial Team: The FSU College of Law Trial Team won first place in the 2019 Mockingbird Challenge National Trial Competition. Twenty-four law school teams participated in the competition, held Oct. 9-12 in Montgomery, Alabama. 1 College of Law, Student Bar Association: For the seventh time since 2008 and the second consecutive year, the FSU College of Law Student Bar Association (SBA) received the National Achievement Award, which honors the best SBA in the nation from the American Bar Association's Law Student Division, 2018. 1 National High Magnetic Field Laboratory: The only national lab in Florida. Holds the most world records for the most powerful magnets on Earth, including a new world record for the strongest resistive magnet, August, 2017. 1 College of Medicine: No. 1 in the nation for instruction in community health, Association of American Medical Colleges. 1 Dedman School of Hospitality: The student chapter of the Club Managers Association of America at FSU's Dedman School of Hospitality was named 2019 Student Chapter of the Year at the CMAA World Conference & Club Business Expo in Nashville. 2 Operating Efficiency No. 2 Most efficient school among national universities, Best Colleges, U.S. News & World Report, 2018. 3 Best Value Public University: No. 3, Kiplinger's Personal Finance "Best College Value," 2019, ranks four-year schools that combine outstanding education with economic value. Florida State was the No. 3 best value among all public colleges for out-of-state students and No. 9 best value among public colleges for in-state students. 3 Askew School of Public Administration and Policy Faculty Research Productivity: A study published in the International Public Management Journal ranked the Askew School of Public Administration and Policy third in faculty research productivity in the U.S. 3 College of Business, Risk Management and Insurance Program: No. 3 among all specialty programs nationwide, U.S. News & World Report, "Best Colleges," 2020. 4 College of Education, Online Graduate Programs for Veterans: No. 4 Best Online Master's Education Programs for Veterans, U.S. News & World Report, 2020 Best Online Programs 4 Most Competitive Medical School: Fourth most competitive medical school in the country for admissions, U.S. News and World Report, 2018. 4 FSU Real Estate Program: The FSU Real Estate program faculty ranked 4th globally in publication appearances in the discipline's core research journals, Journal of Real Estate Literature, 2017 They’re no MIT but at least we don’t send girls that look like Howard Stern to represent our school on national TV.

UncleJesse: Sophie- "I'll take drunken blowjobs at the frat house for $500 Alex!"

Fleedle: One thing that UF and FSU students have in common is that they both applied to UF