Maynard: any dogs on your flight?

Pickles: No, but Portland has lots of dog-friendly restaurants!

Maynard: Portland is quickly approaching Seattle in the amount of annoying and filthy dogs allowed in restaurants/bars/theatres/library/donut shops/grocery stores.

Maynard: this couple who we recently became friends with wanted to bring their cat over a couple weeks ago after we invited them over to watch the seahawks. Fuck no....you just lost all future Maynard invites!!!

UncleJesse: Lol, what if it needed emergency litter box...

Maynard: you mean like the entire outside?

Pickles: ^It would just Maynard at Maynard's