Deleted User: Engrish, Puhlease ???

UncleJesse: What a Prince Charming.

gettheledout: The NFL's newest biggest nightmare

gettheledout: and they thought they were going to have a peaceful happy 100th birthday celebration!!

Deleted User: Who the Fuck understands these texts ?

Ridgerunner: When grammar police dream.

Maynard: this guy spent 3 years at central michigan...wtf.

Maynard: TRANSLATION #1....... I did indeed ejaculate on your back. In fact, we slept together in the same bed. It is worth pointing out, however, that your training methods are not responsible for my success as I was an all-pro football player before I even knew you. You reached out to me via the internet while in an emotional state; it was not I who made the initial contact. And despite you having your own hotel room, you decidedly slept in my house. On one occasion you even fell asleep on my couch. Kindly stop whatever it is you that you are doing, and please be aware that the mother of my child is on my side and has fooled you with her wit and brilliance. You are not successful and you do not own a gym, so perhaps it would be in your best interest to stop giving people invalid information. I would also greatly appreciate it if you no longer used me and my heavenly presence as your contact or point of reference. Your whorish ways and your mother are both mistaken if you think you can become wealthy because of moi. Please refrain from contacting my place of employment.

Maynard: TRANSLATION #2..... Thank you kindly for allowing us a place in your life for 3 weeks. I would, however, suggest that on the next occasion you and your mother decide to make money, you intelligently select the proper gentleman. Perhaps a chap you have already engaged in sexual intercourse with. It has also become clear to me that your mother is “driving the bus,” so to speak. I don’t believe she is the person that will aid in you in your quest to become successful. Similarly, I would like to point out that you have not previously been successful in gymnastics, and, perhaps as a result, you are not a person of worth. My acquaintance and I have, on a dull occasion, had a giggle over my ejaculating on your back. I certainly hope young ladies do not admire you as there is nothing to be admired about a gymnastics failure, such as yourself, who still lives at home with her mother. You are welcome for the time and energy I did exert while showing you my world. The mother of my child knew you were not a person of merit and you confirmed that judgement.” You’re welcome in advance to both lawyers for doing your jobs for you.

Fleedle: bump