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Deleted User: Tell Maynard to stop buying Shitty beer !
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 07:52:13 PM

Riverrat: WOuld you give me a million dollars? And by the way you're doing a really good job.
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 08:05:26 PM

gettheledout: invite Schumer for dinner, serve mushroom soup
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 08:37:32 PM

gettheledout: End every tweet with the phrase nanny nanny boo boo
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 08:40:42 PM

gettheledout: The next time Melania takes a shower send pics to pixrbog.com
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 08:44:02 PM

gettheledout: Invite a Russian Oligarch to the next state of the union, watch the Democrats heads explode
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:09:40 PM

gettheledout: Instead of calling Liz Pocahontas call her Peace Pipe not Slurpee
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:11:48 PM

gettheledout: Sign an executive order declaring Ginsberg unfit to serve and name a replacement. The next day after all the lawsuits are filed send out a tweet saying j/k!!
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:23:03 PM

gettheledout: Kick the UN out of nyc and say you’re going to build a new trump tower
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:25:50 PM

gettheledout: Offer CA in a straight up trade for Greenland
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:27:04 PM

gettheledout: Every time you speak of Kamala Harris accidentally call her koala or Carmelo, then immediately correct yourself
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:29:18 PM

gettheledout: Put Hunter S Thompson on the $20
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 09:33:37 PM

UncleJesse: "Collusion Hotline, what can I Obstruct for you today?"
Mon, August 19th, 2019 @ 11:27:51 PM

Fleedle: cut down on the exclamation points in your tweets
Tue, August 20th, 2019 @ 12:54:12 PM

snippy: Can you have Ivanka call me? I wanna do,,,lunch sometime soon.
Tue, August 20th, 2019 @ 01:15:55 PM
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