
Deleted User:
Tell Maynard to stop buying Shitty beer !

Riverrat:
WOuld you give me a million dollars? And by the way you're doing a really good job.

gettheledout:
invite Schumer for dinner, serve mushroom soup

gettheledout:
End every tweet with the phrase nanny nanny boo boo

gettheledout:
The next time Melania takes a shower send pics to pixrbog.com

gettheledout:
Invite a Russian Oligarch to the next state of the union, watch the Democrats heads explode

gettheledout:
Instead of calling Liz Pocahontas call her Peace Pipe not Slurpee

gettheledout:
Sign an executive order declaring Ginsberg unfit to serve and name a replacement. The next day after all the lawsuits are filed send out a tweet saying j/k!!

gettheledout:
Kick the UN out of nyc and say you’re going to build a new trump tower

gettheledout:
Offer CA in a straight up trade for Greenland

gettheledout:
Every time you speak of Kamala Harris accidentally call her koala or Carmelo, then immediately correct yourself

gettheledout:
Put Hunter S Thompson on the $20

UncleJesse:
"Collusion Hotline, what can I Obstruct for you today?"

Fleedle:
cut down on the exclamation points in your tweets

snippy:
Can you have Ivanka call me? I wanna do,,,lunch sometime soon.
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