snippy: Gideon checked out. he left it no doubt to help with poor rocky's revival?

Homer: bad news clinic?

Maynard: Dentist office....might have to switch now!

Homer: Did he say praise jebus, before drilling you?

omg: Lol @ might have to switch

Aqua: Do you promise to use the drill, the whole drill and nothing but the drill so help you God?

Curious: Well, a few months later, I was way down south, grits and gravy and hush your mouth, Hair so long I'm startin' to look like a man in drag It was then that the sheriff walked up and said, Boy, you got too much hair on your head... You better get yourself a haircut or a dog tag! Well, when I stepped into the shop, I realized immediately that I was dealing with a born-again barber. Don't see too many barber shops with a steeple, had an organ in the corner, a choir. An usher led me to the barber chair. Barber walked in, started saying grace, Oh Lord, for these haircuts we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful. Dominus possum pax probiscus, post mortem, et tu brute, puella carborundum. He was sorta half-Baptist, half-Catholic... kind of a Cathtist. He started cuttin' my hair and preachin' at the same time. I mean he's a wild man, scissors and razors a'flyin' around my head, he's talkin'about the liquor and wild women and music and sex and the evils of dancing and the music business in general. Then he looked down at me and he said, What do you do for a living? Now, I'm not ashamed of what I do for a livin'. Workin' bars and casinos, around liquor and wild women, I just play my piano, sing my little songs. I looked him right in the eye and I said, I run this church for loggers...

BigJay: ^ Too wordy