
Pickles:
https://theslot.jezebel.com/report-president-has-mushroom-dick-1829132912
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

UncleJesse:
Yeti-like pubes also!

wink__dinkerson:
She made $130K for banging him. No reason to complain about anything.

UncleJesse:
We need televised congressional hearings to discuss this.
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