gettheledout:
I'm thinking listening to phish on the way to a three day phish concert is a little like wearing an anal invader on the way to the doctors office for a colonoscopy.
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drilling your own teeth on the way to the dentists office
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pounding nails into your head on the way to brain surgery
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staring at the sun on the way to the eye doctor
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Taking ex-lax on the way to a Mexican restaurant
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Listening to "It's a small world" on the way to disneyland
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Sitting in a child seat on the way to an American Airlines flight
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Eating raw cabbage on the way to a vegan restaurant
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Pepper spraying yourself on the way to a GOP rally
Maynard:
Sticking 3 fingers up your ass on the way to clammy's house.
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Deliberately catching a venereal disease on your way to Thailand
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Drinking ipecac on your way to Chipotle
gettheledout:
Seriously, who does that? Three days of Phish isn't enough... WTF is wrong with you?
gettheledout:
Besides it's bad karma listening to the same band on the way to their concert. I went to a ZZ Top concert when I was a teenager and we listened to Tres Hombres on the way there. Guess what? The concert sucked and some chick puked on my shoes.
Clammy:
Bump
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