Riverrat: Wouldn't you be if you had to ride on a plane with maynard not knowing if he was going to start maynarding.

snippy: good eye!

Ridgerunner: ^ So disturbingly fucked up. That really stinks!

Ridgerunner: "There was human excrement everywhere," said Manskar, "on the walls, on the linen napkins, on the walls of first one lavatory and then the other. " Food service was canceled. The pilot wanted to land in San Juan but was not given clearance because of the dignitaries on board. Unscheduled landing with a head of state is a security risk. Finneran's flying companion and business colleague, Susan Bergan, was enlisted to help get Finneran out of the lavatory. They manipulated the lock, and Finneran, who was filthy by then, and Bergan made their way back to their seats, according to a witness. "She took him by the hand, even though he was [soiled everywhere], puts her head on his shoulder and they went to sleep," the witness said. "The stench was overwhelming," said Manskar, "so we threw a blanket over them. " They still had four hours to go to reach Kennedy Airport, and the crew sprayed Lagerfeld cologne up and down the aisles.