Homer: I love racing but let's not get carried away..

Riverrat: There are a million things to think about in racing. Almost every other sport is just chasing a ball around. How much thinking do you have to do to chase a ball?

snippy: rats, face it. the spoiled asshats walking around in queer suits with plastic trophy fake wives that are the nastard drivers aint rocket scientists. and they aint playing chess. they drive around in A FUCKING CIRCLE.

snippy: only exception being danica patrick. i think shes brilliant.

Fleedle: Agrees with snip - Danica is smoke

Homer: Wait what? Fleedle I thought Tony Stewart was called smoke

gettheledout: Racing would be a hell of a lot better if they made the drivers drink a six pack of beer and a shot before the race

KingHade: ^I thought NASCAR drivers already did that... Certainly would explain thier crappy driving!

BigJay: Hoosier ain't NASCAR rubber