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Maynard: “Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven. “Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. “Does her vagina look like mine?” “I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.” One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!” My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.
Mon, November 3rd, 2014 @ 04:15:15 PM

Maynard: As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.
Mon, November 3rd, 2014 @ 04:15:34 PM

Maynard: I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out.
Mon, November 3rd, 2014 @ 04:16:01 PM

snippy: the unknown skank.
Mon, November 3rd, 2014 @ 04:19:10 PM

ITM: Dunham's sister, Grace Dunham, did not respond to requests for comment. Amid growing controversy Monday, however, she tweeted, "2day, like every other day, is a good day to think about how we police the sexualities of young women, queer, and trans people."
Mon, November 3rd, 2014 @ 04:50:32 PM

BigJay: Gotta watch them peeps from Long Islandt!!
Tue, November 4th, 2014 @ 01:21:47 PM

Fleedle: So, let me get this straight. A one year old girl pranks her older sister by putting pebbles in her cooter- she must have anticipated her sister looking in there. How often was Lena digging in her sister's cooch?
Wed, November 5th, 2014 @ 07:40:44 AM

Maynard: ..
Mon, November 4th, 2019 @ 08:27:48 AM

Fleedle: havent heard from this crazy cow in awhile
Thu, November 4th, 2021 @ 10:38:41 AM
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