snippy: a guy and his friend are walking down a street whenst they notice a dog voraciously licking his balls. the one guy says, damn i wish i could do that. then the other guy says, ok, but what if he bites you?

snippy: As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

UncleJesse: Ha, ha, good one.

snippy: Rats was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, rats said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price." Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted rats standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. he took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as rats flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."